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Support your local animation guy

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

If you enjoy my silly animations and cartoons, I can really use your help right now. Please consider supporting your local animation guy in one of the following ways:

  • Last year, I made a feature film, Atom Age Vampire. I took the sound from an old, awful 1960 horror film and animated a new film to it. It’s fun! Incredibly, it’s getting into some film festivals, and people seem to be enjoying it.

    But you don’t have to wait for some fancy, high-falutin’ film festival to see Atom Age Vampire; you can order it on DVD right now and watch it in the comfort of your own, non-film festival, home. I’ll even sign it and draw something on it, and it’s only $10, including the postage.

    Order HERE.

    Bill Corbett (Crow and Observer from MST3K) says, “Very funny! In the MST3K tradition.” And John Kovalic (the cartoonist behind Dork Tower) says, “The “B” in Cecil B. DeMille stood for “Bateman.” Who knew?” So it’s got some serious nerd-cred developing. Get in on it now, and tell your friends!

  • Also, I’m trying to get my second feature film (Zontar: The Thing From Venus) funded through Max Keiser’s new site, PirateMyFilm. Essentially, PirateMyFilm works like Kickstarter, except it’s just for films. Max Keiser is the genius who invented the Hollywood Stock Exchange, so he knows what he’s doing. And for as little as a $5 pledge now, you’ll get a DVD of the finished movie and a small share of profits. And I’ll probably put you in the credits.

    Nearly all the films currently listed on PirateMyFilm are documentaries, so it would be super-cool to get a nerdy animated sci-fi comedy up and running through this site.

    Here is the page for Zontar: The Thing From Venus at PMF, which includes a link to a video of a rough scene I put together. If you want to help, you’ll need to sign up for an account. It only takes a minute.

  • Also, there’s now a “Donate” button in the sidebar of this blog, making it easy to throw a few dollars my way here and there if you like something you see.
  • And if you can’t buy a DVD or pledge money right now, at least tell some of your friends about my animations and cartoons. That would rock.

Thank you so much.

Monday morning sketchbook

Monday, December 14th, 2009

NaNoWriMo

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Somehow, I’ve written an entire 50,000-word novel in less than 30 days (actually, I did it in 23 days). How did I do it? It Well, having none of that pesky “paid work” to do this month was a big help, time-wise. The hardest part was developing the habit of sitting and typing every day. After about a week, I’d wake up in the morning looking forward to writing. And for a while, it was easy. But around Day 18 or 19, it became incredibly difficult again, and I crawled over the finish line, gasping for breath. And now, two days later, my brain still feels completely empty–I put everything on the page and now there’s nothing left up there. Clearly, I need to spend Thanksgiving weekend re-filling the well somehow.

I’m kind of excited about what I’ve written, though. It’s got some funny bits, and it might actually be good if I spend some time re-working it. But spending a lot of time on something to make it perfect is basically the exact opposite of my creative process–I much prefer getting something done and moving on to the next thing immediately. So the revision process feels alien and scary to me. I hope I have the patience, because I’d like to be able to show it to people.

So, once there’s something in my brain again, it’ll be back to writing (a couple of projects in the offing) and drawing (likewise, I’m sure). But for now, to quote my favorite Monty Python sketch: MY BRAIN HURTS.

Buy Bateman Stuff!

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Hey, if you want to buy Atom Age Vampire on DVD for just ten bucks, or my book Scott Bateman’s Sketchbook of Secrets & Shame for only seven bucks, you can do it on my handy new Buy Bateman Stuff page!

And soon, you’ll be able to pre-order my latest DVD, Best of Bateman Volume One, featuring classic animations from the Bateman365, my TV show (Scott Bateman Presents Scott Bateman Presents, on PlumTV), and Salon.com, plus some of the music videos I’ve directed, all in one place at last. Details soon!

Bateman Top 12-1/2 music chart

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

Here’s what’s in heavy rotation on my iPod for the week ending 14 September 2009:

This week/last week/artist/title

1 (5) Radiohead: These Are My Twisted Words
2 (9) Sonic Youth: Massage The History
3 (8) The XX: Basic Space
4 (10) Atlas Sound: Walk A Thin Line (Fleetwood Mac cover)
5 (13) Flaming Lips: Silver Trembling Hands
6 (11) Thao Nguyen & The Get Down Stay Down: When We Swim
7 (12) Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs: Go All The Way (Raspberries cover)
8 (14) MF Doom: Saffron
9 (16) Yo La Tengo: Avalon Or Someone Very Familiar
10 (17) Fiery Furnaces: I’m Going Away
11 (18) Shonen Knife: BBQ Party
12 (19) Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs: Sugar Magnolia (Grateful Dead cover)
13 (20) No Age: You’re A Target
14 — The XX: Infinity
15 — The Shaky Hands: Allison & The Ancient Eyes
16 — The Clean: Tensile
17 — The Gossip: 2012
18 — Thao Nguyen & The Get Down Stay Down: Cool Yourself
19 — Memory Tapes: Plain Material
20 — Califone: Funeral Singers

What I’m working on this week:

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Music video

I’m directing a music video for Thao & The Get Down Stay Down–watch for it in a few weeks!

TOP 300 SONGS OF THE 00s

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Since a) I’m laid up in bed this week, and b) Pitchfork is posting their best-of-the-decade list week, here’s my top 300 of the 2000s list:

1. MIA: Paper Planes
2. LCD Soundsystem: Daft Punk Is Playing at My House
3. Clinic: Walking With Thee
4. Ladytron: Destroy Everything You Touch
5. Lali Puna: Faking The Books
6. Avalanches: Frontier Psychiatrist
7. Ted Leo / Pharmacists: Where Have All The Rude Boys Gone?
8. Dizzee Rascal: Fix Up, Look Sharp
9. The Go! Team: Bottle Rocket
10. Santigold: L.E.S Artistes
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